Saturday, June 30, 2007

iheart iphone


I got an iphone today.
it's awesome. awesome to the max.

Monday, June 25, 2007

you like frosties?

tonight, driving home I was feeling a little down...various reasons. the past couple of days I have been driving about an hour round trip to take a shower, mine is out of order.
I decided to pick up some dinner at wendys. I was behind a long line of cars, and since it was going on 1:00am I was a little surprised and getting a bit impatient. but when I got up to the window I handed the cashier my money, just like I would any other time. But he paused when handing me my change and said "You know, youre the nicest person I've seen all night....do you like frosties?"
and of course, whose going to say no to that question? nobody, thats who. then he upgraded my small diet coke to one of the enormous ones that dont even fit in your cup holder (and for anyone who knows my relationship with diet coke, you know I was a little excited to say the least). Then he handed me a big FREE frosty, along with my food.
I thanked him and smiled, and he did the same. for some reason, I became really content with driving the half hour home, with my free frostie and almost hilariously huge drink in the seat beside me, even though I was going home alone.
Not that this story has any major point to it, but it made me feel better. so, there ya go.

moral of the story:
being nice = free frosties at wendys

let that be a lesson to you

Ted Haggard...what a guy



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Ted Haggard receives massage and purchases meth from gay prostitute

the creepiest thing I've ever seen



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introducing the donut bacon cheeseburger

If you thought the kfc famous bowl was ridiculous, that was just the tip of the iceberg.

In a shameless attempt to both advocate a high carb diet and raise money, the illinois-based gateway grizzlies minor league baseball team has unleashed this 1,000 calorie monster onto its fans.

and it delivers what it promises....its a beef patty, covered with cheese and bacon nestled between two freshly glazed krispy kreme donuts, all at $4.50 a pop.

“In minor league baseball we have to work extremely hard to get fans to come out here."
-Jeff O'Neill, a spokesman for the ball club

Holy Zombie Jesus!

congratulations world,

I now have a blog.

so do some of my friends-- we will be having a contest to see whose is the most frequented. thats where YOU come in.

If your fancy is seeing the latest career move for gary coleman I suggest you give michaels blog a try.

If youre more interested in what various things can be built from a set of "timber tumble" then robbies blog is more your style. (dont feel uninformed if you have no idea what that is--its a jenga knockoff. yes, I said it--jenga knockoff. some might think that it would be silly to produce knockoffs of games no one ever plays in the first place-- and some might think they are crafty consumers for purchasing them. moving on.)
Also, a dora the explorer easter action figure will be living in whatever is built from the timber tumble pieces. just want to make sure everyone is on the same page.

johns blog is called "what I stuck up my butt today"....and is pretty self explanatory.