sloppy, slimy eggs

This is Jesco White, featured in the documentary The Dancing Outlaw, and the newest release Dancing Outlaw II: Jesco Goes to Hollywood.

REAL DOLLS AND THE MEN THAT LOVE THEM

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this is long...but very bizarre.

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since. She has never considered stopping, and is pictured celebrating her birthday the best way she knows how.

"I am not gay; I have never been gay"

The 50 Best Cookie Recipes on the Internet

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miss teen SC attempts to redeem herself

She had days to come up with a better answer, and thats what she said? oh well, at least she tried. I could not pick a more suitable state for her to represent.

Coming soon....ROBOT LAND!

South Korea is planning to build "Robot Land," an industrial city built specifically for the robotics industry. It'll have all sorts of facilities for the research, development, and production of robots, as well as things like exhibition halls and even a stadium for robot-on-robot competitions. The $530 million project should get underway sometime in 2009.

what the hell...

another productive trip to big lots...

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Guess Who

Every outing with him ends up like this.

Tractor Trailor Explodes in Wreck on I40

Yesterday I was driving trying to get onto I40 (about a 5 min drive from my house). Thirty minutes later I wasnt even halfway there. When I finally got there, 40 was closed down and as I was going across the bridge to get to 540 this is what I saw- roughly an hour after it had happened.
one westbound pickup truck collided with another pickup truck, which then collided with a tractor-trailer. The tractor-trailer crossed the median and traveled into eastbound traffic, then caught fire and exploded.
A Dodge Neon with a woman and her child inside collided with the tractor-trailer, as did a Nissan Altima. A third pickup truck, this one traveling eastbound, was pinned underneath the tractor-trailer.
Nemeth F. Sanders, 43, of Bailey, the driver of the third pickup truck, was killed, authorities said. Sanders was a forest fire equipment operator with the Division of Forest Services in Wilson County.
The woman and child in the Neon suffered serious injuries and were taken to Duke University Medical Center, while the tractor-trailer driver, who suffered severe burns, was taken to the N.C. Jaycee Burn Center in Chapel Hill.

Rosie O'Donnell VS. Elisabeth Hasselbeck

what a twat.



elisabeth snubbed by following guest, alicia silverstone.

FOX Attacks: Black America

America, fuck yea.

iheart iphone

I got an iphone today.
it's awesome. awesome to the max.

you like frosties?

tonight, driving home I was feeling a little down...various reasons. the past couple of days I have been driving about an hour round trip to take a shower, mine is out of order.
I decided to pick up some dinner at wendys. I was behind a long line of cars, and since it was going on 1:00am I was a little surprised and getting a bit impatient. but when I got up to the window I handed the cashier my money, just like I would any other time. But he paused when handing me my change and said "You know, youre the nicest person I've seen all night....do you like frosties?"
and of course, whose going to say no to that question? nobody, thats who. then he upgraded my small diet coke to one of the enormous ones that dont even fit in your cup holder (and for anyone who knows my relationship with diet coke, you know I was a little excited to say the least). Then he handed me a big FREE frosty, along with my food.
I thanked him and smiled, and he did the same. for some reason, I became really content with driving the half hour home, with my free frostie and almost hilariously huge drink in the seat beside me, even though I was going home alone.
Not that this story has any major point to it, but it made me feel better. so, there ya go.

moral of the story:
being nice = free frosties at wendys

let that be a lesson to you

Ted Haggard...what a guy

Ted Haggard on homosexuality from JESUS CAMP - the movie




Ted Haggard receives massage and purchases meth from gay prostitute

the creepiest thing I've ever seen

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introducing the donut bacon cheeseburger

If you thought the kfc famous bowl was ridiculous, that was just the tip of the iceberg.

In a shameless attempt to both advocate a high carb diet and raise money, the illinois-based gateway grizzlies minor league baseball team has unleashed this 1,000 calorie monster onto its fans.

and it delivers what it promises....its a beef patty, covered with cheese and bacon nestled between two freshly glazed krispy kreme donuts, all at $4.50 a pop.

“In minor league baseball we have to work extremely hard to get fans to come out here."
-Jeff O'Neill, a spokesman for the ball club

Holy Zombie Jesus!

congratulations world,

I now have a blog.

so do some of my friends-- we will be having a contest to see whose is the most frequented. thats where YOU come in.

If your fancy is seeing the latest career move for gary coleman I suggest you give michaels blog a try.

If youre more interested in what various things can be built from a set of "timber tumble" then robbies blog is more your style. (dont feel uninformed if you have no idea what that is--its a jenga knockoff. yes, I said it--jenga knockoff. some might think that it would be silly to produce knockoffs of games no one ever plays in the first place-- and some might think they are crafty consumers for purchasing them. moving on.)
Also, a dora the explorer easter action figure will be living in whatever is built from the timber tumble pieces. just want to make sure everyone is on the same page.

johns blog is called "what I stuck up my butt today"....and is pretty self explanatory.